More Funeral Songs

Well here we are, my first Friday of the week, yes, I have two Fridays in the week, I work Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. I know what you are thinking, when is Starbucks day. Well it will be on the real Friday of the week. I will be getting Passion tea for now.
I am sitting here listening to the immortal words of the Bay City Rollers, my very first boy band love; I want at least one of their songs played at my funeral. I can’t decide which; I think Bye Bye Baby will be to cliché. Maybe I’m a Fool to Love You is definitely in the running, along with Dedication, oh, Rock and Roll Love Letter, so many to choose from. Maybe I will choose several; one can never have too many Bay City Roller songs played.
No weapon formed against me shall prosper, I’m more than a conqueror, I love that line in the song Stomp. Another song I’ll have at my funeral, Elizabeth Anne I hope you are taking notes, because I will depend on you to make sure it all is just like I want.
This past weekend was jam packed, a very enjoyable lunch with Alexander on Friday, car wouldn’t start in the parking lot of Target, until Alex touched it and then of course it magically starts. Then downtown for the Mary Kay Career Conference Friday night and Saturday, no sleep was had Friday night. Then Saturday evening I took the Irishman’s girls to play with Tess, pizza and movie night was in store for the girls.
Sunday was spent trying to do everything I normally do in three day, did not get done, I have so much laundry to do, I hate doing laundry, with a passion, however since I am the only one that does it in my house and I can’t afford all new clothes I guess I will have to do it.
I have done something to my right hand, my thumb to be exact, I don’t know what is wrong with it, but it is swollen and hurts. So, I did the only thing I could do, I bought an ace bandage for the thumb, it is actually called a thumb stabilizer. Hopefully this will help it heal, whatever I have done to it, crazy nuts, that’s what it is. I looked it up on WebMD and according to the site I have MS, not a good thing, I hope it’s not that.
This past Saturday was a new episode of Conversations with Shanon J and Angie B, I am incredibly proud of this one. It is about single parent dating, as anyone who knows me, knows this is my irritation in life. Parents, really mothers, behaving badly, remember moms you reap what you sow. A very real thing, if you have not heard the show, you can listen from our website http://www.convosate.com, we have an in studio guest who will either tell me I am way off the mark in my thinking or will actually give me affirmation I have been right all along.

Fake Celebrity Interview: The Bay City Rollers

Welcome to my second Fake Celebrity interview, I am very nervous today because my guests, and yes I said guests, as in multiple, are none other than my childhood crushes. They adorned my bedroom walls until I was 18 years old, I would like everyone to give a big hand to The Bay City Rollers!!!!!!!!!!
Me: I am so nervous, I cannot tell you how happy I am that all of you could Fake make it today. Let me start off by getting my 14 year old self out of the way. O. M. G., there, I think that will do it for now.
I want to say welcome to the original Bay City Rollers: Eric Faulkner, Stuart Wood, Les McKeown, Alan Longmuir and Derek Longmuir.
FLM: Thank you very much for the Fake invitation to be on your program, we are honored.
Me: OMG I love your accent, I bet you get told that a thousand times a day, unless of course you are in Scotland where that accent is normal.
FLM: yes to both.
Me: Ok, I am going to show the group a picture of me when I was 16 and you tell me which one of you I could have dated.
All FBCR: {uncomfortable silence}
FAL: You were underage then, none of us would have dated you.
Me: That’s not nice. Ok, how bout this picture, I am 18 here
FBCR: Let’s humor the lassie boys, ok, all of us would have fought over you.
Me: I love a good placation.
Me: Ok, down to serious business, I have all of your albums, except for the imports, my question is are you planning a new one any time soon?
LM: Allow me to answer, no, we are not
Me: Ok, how bout touring? Will you be touring the U.S. anytime soon?
SW: not that our fake selves know about.
Me: this is going nowhere, Ok, I have a huge surprise in store for you all, I was saving it for when things were not going well, and well, they are not. So I would like to welcome to the Fake stage Fake Ian Mitchell!
FLM: this is not funny, why would you bring him here?
Me: what? He only took your place for 7 months, and wasn’t it you who walked out? Leaving your fans, I might add, devastated? Of course I was not one of them, as my favorite was Derek, the drummer. So Fake Les, what do you have to say to your fans about the way you abandoned them?
FIM: I would like to say something here.
Me: Shut up Ian, I want to know what Les has to say.
FLM: That is it, I am leaving, this all happened in the 1970’s! Get over it fans!
Me: Well there you have it folks, The Bay City Rollers!