I don’t know where to start, so much is making me scratch my head, to say I’m perplexed is an understatement.
Shay has accused me of being a dude with breasts, so be it. But I have to tell you if women are falling for some of these things then my gender is in trouble.
First off if you have on your profile that you like to give massages and touch is important I am literally gagging.
God bless the honest men out there, one said if you go to church don’t choose him. People who go to church freak him out. Ok. Next. One said give me your phone number after one sentence. Ok. Next.
One said let’s meet after exchanging a few pleasantries, he has a dog named Wookie. He’s in the running. We’ll see.
Also, it’s obvious when pictures are old. I don’t want to see you when you were in high school. That’s a picture you share when you’ve been dating awhile. See what I used to look like. Fun stuff.
The whole don’t swipe right on me if you voted for fill in the blank. I’ll swipe left on those all day long, it doesn’t matter who is in the blank. If you are basing your dating life by the voting booth I can’t even relate.
And the UT people! Why are you swiping right on me??? In two of my pictures I have OU gear in! It’s a hard pass for me. October would be a mess. I can’t even.
I’m still on there. I haven’t met anyone as of yet, still hoping for a Dean.