Fat Catstard the Sailor Man

So after my juice cleanse, which went very well, I’ve decided to do the HCG diet. It is very strict, which I am comfortable with. For two weeks it is 500 calories a day, intermittent fasting and a ton of water and the HCG supplements. It is to kick start ones metabolism.

I’m very excited about doing this, I will be starting on Saturday. I never change my eating habits on a Monday. That’s ridiculous, what if you have a reaction and you’re at work? No way.

So Saturday it is. I’ll keep you updated.

I have done something that might get my face eaten off tonight. I bought a sailor suit for Fat Catstard and put it on him. To say he was unhappy is an understatement. He gave me the death stare. I know I’m a goner but I very literally cannot stop laughing. Which is probably making it worse.

Now to find a cat kilt for him, that way he can really be Fat Catstard. Poor Ronald. He’s really going to hate me. I’ll go out laughing. Does anyone else dress their pets up? Maybe I should do the Husky, dress her up as Austin Powers to Ronald’s Fat Catstard. How funny would that be? I have to do it! These animals are going to rebel. I can feel it.

I’m going to leave you with a picture of Ronald dressed a sailor. Enjoy.

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